| Why It's Great To Be Single (Stolen from Erik) |
[Apr. 17th, 2006|06:57 am] |
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In 1983, a man named Robert Beckowitz moved his girlfriend Jeannine Lynn into his swank one-bedroom trailer home in Detroit, Michigan. Living in a trailer park as they did, she invited her NEW boyfriend, James Edward, over to the trailer to watch TV. While Jeannine was giving her boyfriend, Robert, head, he thought that their mutual friend James had left. But, instead, he stuck around only to shoot ol' Robert in the back of the head and then stab him several times in the neck. Afterwards, Jeannine and James decided to get naked, dismember the body, take pictures of each step of the process while smiling and posing with Robert's corpse and it's associated body parts, and then positioned the various body parts around the trailer for further morbidly humorous photo ops, such as him sucking his own severed dick which he was holding into the mouth of his severed head with his severed hand (if you're incredibly morbid, those pictures are available right over here but don't say I didn't warn you). Surprisingly enough, Jeannine claimed she was forced against her will to perform the acts - despite photographic evidence of her holding a hacksaw to his neck and smiling profusely - and was released sometime around 1990. At any rate, I told you that story for good reason : If you're single.... you won't end up like our good friend Robert there. I'm jus' sayin' is all. |
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